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The Empire Strikes Back 1950 Scifi Parody

by Sci-Fi Man on August 3, 2010

in Star Wars

What if Star Wars was a 50s 3-D Movie?

I got sent this link today about a youtuber Ivan Guerrero. Just looking at his press mentions, I started getting a whole lot of envy tinged with awe. This guy is a genius, and specialises on making “Premakes” (visit his youtube channel).

From the video posting:

Let’s turn back the clock, shall we? Back to a distant time in an alternate universe far, far away… The 50s! It was a simpler age of 3-D movies, and robots named Robby, Gort, and Tobor. A hidden gem of this period in cinema is a little film called “The Empire Strikes Back”, the second chapter in a planned three-part epic science fiction trilogy. While the preceding and succeeding episodes were never actually produced due to budgetary constraints, “Empire” shines as an example of 1950s 3-D space opera. The re-release of this trailer coincides with the 60th anniversary of this amazing film.

Here is the recipe for the trailer:

  • Flash Gordon (Deadline at Noon, Conquers the Universe),
  • The Phantom Planet,
  • Buck Rogers in the 25th Century,
  • Invasion of the Animal People,
  • Man Beast,
  • Lunar Walker,
  • Golden Bat (Ogon Batto),
  • The Mysterians,
  • Captain Midnight,
  • First Spaceship on Venus,
  • The Flying Saucer,
  • The Fighting Devil Dogs,
  • The Outer Limits (Second Chance, Soldier, I Robot, The Sixth Finger),
  • Things to Come,
  • Space Patrol,
  • Atragon,
  • Terror in the Midnight Sun,
  • Forbidden Planet,
  • Rocketship X-M,
  • Latitude Zero,
  • Space Flight,
  • Metropolis,
  • The Jetsons,
  • Devil Girl From Mars,
  • Tobor the Great,
  • The Alligator People,
  • The Return of the Fly,
  • Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas,
  • Starman (Attack from Space),
  • Marvel Super Heroes (Iron Man),
  • The Cyclops,
  • The Sea Hawk,
  • Kings Row,
  • Mahler Symphony No. 6,
  • Gustav Hoists The Planets (Mars),
  • The Empire Strikes Back Radio Drama

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Spaceballs: The Animated Series, also known as Spaceballs: The Series, is an animated television series that is loosely based on the Well loved parody sci-fi film Spaceballs. Similarly to how the original film parodied the original Star Wars films, and the Star Trek Universe, each episode of the series parodies a different film or other aspect of popular culture, such as the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy and The Lord of the Rings.

You can get the Spaceballs 1 DVD On Amazon, or on Ebay.

Original Spaceballs the Animated Series Trailer

Spaceballs IMDB Program Synopsis:

Season 1, Episode 1: Revenge of the Sithee

Dark Helmet gets knocked out by a robot stripper in Skroobs new casino and recalls his origin story as in a dream. Once a young slave named Pannakin Crybaby, he won his freedom in a NasPodrace, was trained in the Schwartz by Yogurt and fell in love with Princess Harley Van Patten.

Season 1, Episode 2: Grand Theft Starship

Lone Starr and Princess Vespa are sucked into a game of ‘Grand Theft Starship’, leaving the Spaceballs to conquer the known universe. But, missing Lone Starr’s opposition, President Skroob and Dark Helmet follow them into the game world.

Season 1, Episode 3: Lord of the Onion Rings

Years ago Lonestarr’s father stole the One Onion ring from Scroob’s father. When Barf finds the Onion Ring stuck in an old couch inside the Eagle 5, Yogurt sends him on a quest to throw the Onion Ring into the deep fryer of Lardor. Meanwhile Skroob orders Dark Helmet to build him a dark army. Unfortunately they end up with a dork army instead.

Season 1, Episode 4: Watch Your Assic Park

Lone Starr and Barf are named fans of the day at a Spankees ball game and win a trip to Watch your Assic Park to see the Spankees train. After they arrive at Isla Nueblo (180 star miles from Planet Costa Rica) they learn how Skroob, the owner of the Spankees, uses a combination of steroids and dinosaur DNA to create Dino-athletes and rule the sports universe. Despite being quite disgusted, Lone Starr, Barf, Vespa and Dot take the park tour anyway, accompanied by Skroob’s precocious 9 year old niece Jasmine and two anonymous lawyers.

Season 1, Episode 5: Outbreak

The Spaceballs have mixed Ecoli with Ebola to create the deadly soft-drink ‘Ecola’. Barf, who has been put on a soft-drink free diet, starts an epidemic on planet Moron.

Season 1, Episode 6: Hairy Putter and the Gopher of Fire

Lone Starr and Barf are invited back to the annual golf tournament at Mawgwarts academy of golf and magic. During the tournament the face the Dragonian gopher of fire and stiff competition from Darko and Prof. Snapple.

Season 1, Episode 7: Mighty Meteor

Lone Starr sells some of his organs so he can buy a brand new van. President Scroob catapults a mighty meteor towards Druidia, which attracts other cataclysms in it’s wake.

Season 1, Episode 8: Spaceballs of the Caribbean

Barf pretends to be a pirate when he and Lone Starr raid Spaceball One. President Scroob learns that all of Yogurt’s Schwarz power houses in his gallbladder, and proceeds to steal it.

Season 1, Episode 9: Fishfinger

Lone Starr, aka secret agent Double O Sven has to stop the evil Fishfinger and Badjob from blowing up Fort Lox, the largest fish depository in the galaxy.

Season 1, Episode 10: The Skroobinator

President Scroob wants to get rid of his political rival, so he and Dark Helmet travel back to 1984 Earth so they can stop his family line.

Season 1, Episode 11: Deep Ship

Princess Vespa boards a giant cruise ship on her maiden voyage around the tip of Areola. Little does she suspect Scroob and Helmet are out to kidnap her again. Luckily Lone Starr and Barf win some tickets in a strip poker game as well.

Season 1, Episode 12: Druidian Idol

Lone Starr needs a million Starbucks to pay Vinnie protection money. Vespa wants a million Starbucks to buy matching his and hers space-jets. So Vespa enters the Druidian Idol singing competition as ‘Vespacia’ and Barf as ‘Kelly Barfson’. But President Scroob, anticipating their presence, uses a brain-zapper to turn the entire audience into mindless killers.

Season 1, Episode 13: Spidermawg

Barf is bitten by a chest-bursting alien spider and becomes Spidermawg, just in time to save his home planet from the nasty no good Spaceballs. But President Scroob uses a new weapon to become the super powered Mothball as well.

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Paper Mache Yoda

March 30, 2010

I love it when people spend time and effort to create theior own stuff. Was visiting a friends office and spotted this Paper Mache Yoda. Awesome hand made Yoda for a Pod decoration. More pics coming soon. Will try and get the creator to pose with pics if possible.
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Mini Tank Modeled After Jabba the Hut’s Sail Barge

June 8, 2007

Every once in awhile I’ll find something really random or weird on Amazon.com (can you say Mongolian Goat Hide Pillow?). But I think that a personal land cruiser/tank named after a giant ‘ass’ takes the cake.
The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser is a custom made tank modeled after Jabba’s Sail Barge from Star Wars. The exterior [...]

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